Why does the weird stuff - Bart included - always happen to Jamie?

( Why did stuff like the washing machine exploding, sending suds all over the basement level, or a fuse blowing, causing all the lights in the mansion to go out, or people popping through portals, happen when Jamie was the only around to do anything about it? )

Want. Take. Have.

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( Miscellaneous Marvel Characters )

What with almost all the members of the Brotherhood dating X-Teens, it seems that the times aren't the only things that are mysterious in Bayville...

( “Mysterious? More like fucked up.” )